Archive for July, 1999
Summer in the City
The temperature peaked at 93 degrees today and the general public apparently lost their collective fucking minds. Don’t get me wrong. I love summer. Well, I love it when I’m indoors with eighteen air conditioners going and an iced tea in my hand. But apparently there are individuals out there that wait all year for [...]
Read More..>>Museum Meat Market
“I’m not sure,” I said to Millie, slurping the dregs of my $5 vodka tonic, “but I think those two guys are openly staring at your ass.” Millie turned and caught two relatively normal guys somehow deeply embroiled in a discussion of Millie’s ass. She stared at them and they just grinned and continued staring [...]
Read More..>>April Showers
In ancient days, when a woman became betrothed to a man, her father would offer up what is known as a “dowry”. This “dowry” consisted of land, coins, linens, china and furniture. The groom would bring to the union land, coins, cattle and, if he was so fortunate, a house. The engagement would often last [...]
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