Archive for November, 2001
Welcome to the Non-Working Week: Friday
Friday 30 November 10:23 a.m. Too early. Must sleep. Sleep more. Mmmm…just couple more hours….zzzzz zzzz… 2:04 p.m. Oh, bloody hell. 2:55 p.m. Right. Tried to get shit together in time to make 4:00 showing of Harry Potter up at the Davis. Sadly, drain in tub has decided that I’d prefer to enjoy my showers [...]
Read More..>>Welcome to the Non-Working Week: Thursday
Thursday 29 November 11:47 a.m. Ow. Headache throbbing in temples proves that four Busch Lights are four Busch Lights too many. AND WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THE DAYLIGHT TO TONE IT DOWN A NOTCH? Jesus. 12:25 p.m. Mmmm…chocolate milk… 1:45 p.m. Health miraculously restored after chocolate milk injection. Disturbed to find gory strawberry-sized bruise the [...]
Read More..>>Welcome to the Non-Working Week: Wednesday
Wednesday 28 November 10:23 a.m. Major Administration Day. Arrival of Airborne Express delivery guy roused me from stupor and provided me with brand spankin’ new copy of Norton Anti-Virus 2002. Inspired to completely reorganize computer and immediate vicinity. Vowed to finally return video tapes to library and mail NetFlix DVDs back to source in order [...]
Read More..>>Welcome to the Non-Working Week: Tuesday
Tuesday 27 November 9:57 a.m. Awoke to disturbing sound of gargantuan West African cobra hissing its way across my room. Unlike fanciful scene in Little Buddha wherein a cobra roughly the size of a well-formed rabbi slithered across the plains and gently placed its hooded head over Siddhartha’s frame in order to protect the holy [...]
Read More..>>Welcome to the Non-Working Week: Monday
Monday 26 November 9:28 a.m. Rudely awakened by one of the building owners who had called on Saturday to inform me that they were having the building refinanced and he would be bringing someone to look at my apartment between nine and noon; unfortunately, he’d forgotten to call me before showing up, as he had [...]
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