Archive for October, 2003
Jamie Oliver Is My GOD
I’m not sure if you are as addicted to FoodTV as I am, but, even if you aren’t, even if you don’t have FoodTV, you must be aware of Jamie Oliver. He started out as just your average chef. With one difference: He was, like, NINE, when he started cooking professionally. Yeah, I’m exaggerating, but [...]
Read More..>>Um, What?
Seriously? What is UP with this? I mean, Liza should be suing HIM, not the other way around. She beat him during "alcoholic rages"? My ASS she did. The woman could barely hold a cup, let alone THROW it at anyone. I mean, doesn’t she have an artificial hip or something? If she could beat [...]
Read More..>>Aw, Yeah
The name of my new band will be… FULL BLUNTAL NUGITY Seriously. What kind of ACID is The Nuge on anyway?
Read More..>>What With the Caps Lock
MEN ARE WEIRD. ESPECIALLY THE MEN I DATE. AND SOMETIMES THEY DON’T TELL YOU BEFORE YOUR DATE THAT THEY JUST GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH THEIR EX-GIRLFRIEND, MAKING YOU SACRIFICE VALUABLE RECAPPING TIME JUST TO SIT IN A BAR AND WATCH AS THEY PEE A GRAND TOTAL OF NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO TIMES. THERE IS THE [...]
Read More..>>It’s All THAT Guy’s Fault
Yeah. It’s not the fact that the Marlins started HITTING or anything. Seriously. Someone here just said that the moron who practically slung himself OUT OVER THE WALL in order to catch the ball already has his picture and vital stats on "The Smoking Gun". I couldn’t find the info, but, dudes. Really? His picture? [...]
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