Archive for January, 2004
Charlie Tuna Is An Assassin
Oh, Starkist. Why hast thou forsaken me? I’d just sat down to enjoy my second low-fat tuna wrap, made with a little light Hellman’s, some Dijon mustard, and a nice batch of Starkist pouch tuna, all tucked into a corn tortilla with crispy lettuce, when I bit into something that greatly resembled a shiv. Thinking [...]
Read More..>>Far Too Much Time On Our Hands
Judging by this IM conversation that took place earlier today, I think my friend Jillian and I need hobbies. Preferably ones that keep us far away from cable. Jillian: So. Steve Irwin.Erin: Steve Irwin? Wait. Should I know who this is?Jillian: Crocodile Hunter guy. "Crikey!" "Strewth, that’s a big one! Look at those TEETH! Now [...]
Read More..>>Naughty Naughty
Uh-oh. Looks like US Weekly made a teeny-tiny boo-boo. Okay, maybe not so teeny-tiny. Look closely, my friends. What do YOU see? Do you see the same thing I do? I think you do… Wow. I mean WOW. US Weekly is the trashiest publication on the PLANET outside of the National Enquirer and now we [...]
Read More..>>Survivor + Bad Hair = The Apprentice
I didn’t think it was possible, but The Apprentice has surpassed Survivor in my affections. The Donald? The Hair? The hysterical women who show their tits and manage to quadruple their investment? The billionaire boys club who set up their stand down by the RIVER near the DEAD FISH and then YELL AT PEOPLE to [...]
Read More..>>Ye Olde Boozehound
I haven’t had a single alcoholic beverage in a solid week and, for some reason, this seems to be freaking out everyone I work with. For instance, we had a going away party for one of our creative directors on Monday night. Now, this usually means unlimited free booze for at least three hours, possibly [...]
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