Archive for May, 2004
I Would Make Love To It If I Could
Oh, my TiVo. My brand new TiVo. If licking it wouldn’t render me electrocuted, not to mention slightly freakish, I would put my tongue to it the second I walked in the door. I must admit that up until this point, I’d never really considered getting a TiVo. Yes, of course, I knew how invaluable [...]
Read More..>>Welcome to the Neighborhood
I’m not sure if it’s the appearance of a full moon in the sky or it’s just that the water supply of the greater Ravenswood area has just been spiked with Draino™, but the freaks were out in force tonight. On my way home from the el, I came across a grand total of five [...]
Read More..>>I Dond Wanna Talk Aboud Id
I used to love spring. It was my favorite season. Well, that and fall. The interim seasons were my ideals. Having spent my first ten years in California, never knowing that trees were any other color than green or the landscape any other shade than…browny-tawny-green, my first full year in the Midwest was a glorious [...]
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