Archive for August, 2004
“I See Erin and Annie and Kirin…”
The other day at work, Annie and I entered one of the larger conference rooms in preparation for a conference call presentation. We were pumped. We were ready. We most likely weren’t going to speak, but we didn’t care. We had a presentation. We also had a big notepad at the front of the room [...]
Read More..>>The Bitch Olympics
My friend Harry and I didn’t know each other during the last Summer Olympics, so this was our first year watching it together. On the phone. While drinking wine and smoking. We SO wouldn’t be allowed to actually attend the games. Welcome to How Harry and Erin Watch the Olympics. OPENING CEREMONIES Harry: I can’t [...]
Read More..>>If A Tree Falls in the Woods and You’re Blind, Can You Still Take a Picture?
On my way to the office this morning, I passed a blind man with a camera around his neck. Um. Huh? How does that even work? And before you can ask, no, I was neither drunk nor hungover. I was hurrying, yes, because I walk faster than most speed racers run, but I still know [...]
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