Archive for October, 2005
My father would be proud.
While I have puppies on the brain, I am sitting here, at my computer, dealing with Quark files and HTML and sundry other issues…and Band of Brothers is playing on my DVD player. When I woke up this morning, I had a dream still rambling ’round my brain about Damien Lewis, so I popped in [...]
Read More..>>Arf Arf. Oh, and Woof.
I think we may have a problem. I think I may just have to have her. I don’t really want a puppy. In fact, even though I’ve been thinking about dogs nonstop since I moved down here, a puppy would be more than I could handle. But then…wook at her wittle nose! She’s so…fat and [...]
Read More..>>They’re DOGS, not BEEMERS
Last night, while walking through the historic district, I saw a man exit a building with two enormous Great Danes on leashes. They were a soft charcoal color and one was relatively tall and thick, while the other was smaller and thinner. My dogdar went off and I immediately picked up my pace in order [...]
Read More..>>My Mother, the Celebrity Magnet
I arrived home from Disgusta, Georgia today, unpacked my bags, unloaded my Target booty from the Citadel Mall (why do I even bother going in there when I know I’m going to come out with over a hundred bucks worth of shit I don’t need?), did a little light cleaning, and then called my mother [...]
Read More..>>Okay, God, WE GET IT.
Is anyone else thinking that perhaps the “end of days” are more nigh than we’d like to acknowledge? I mean, floods, earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes, pandemics – Saddam Hussein HIRING A HOT UK LAWYER? What’s next, locusts? Blood from the sky? A white unicorn roaming the streets filled with fire? The fuck? Like, dude, has our [...]
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