Archive for February, 2006
His name is Weezer
See that? That face? That is why I fell asleep on the sofa last night at eight o’clock. I was exhausted. Because I have not had a dog since I was younger and I am not used to the stress and the work and I honestly don’t think I should OWN a dog until I [...]
Read More..>>Turino, We Have ANOTHER Problem
You’re keeping things from me, Turino. You’re being sneaky and duplicitous. How else to explain how I knew nothing about a terminal hottie by the name of Seth Wescott until LAST NIGHT? You were keeping him to yourself, weren’t you Turino? You saucy little minx. In keeping with my tradition of lusting after all things [...]
Read More..>>Closing Time
To those of you out there who are my age, I feel I must relate this story. I was driving to work this morning and, since it was freezing outside and I had approximately four tons of crap to carry into the office, I uncharacteristically decided not to park and walk as I’ve done for [...]
Read More..>>Turino, We Have a Problem
I’m having difficulty pulling my eyes away from all the snowboarders. I might want to do naughty things to them in the dark hours. And by “naughty” I mean, “involving whipped cream.” And by “things” I mean, “and my tongue.” I know. It’s so wrong. But watching Danny Cass kick the shit out of the [...]
Read More..>>Pavarotti
Real quick — did anyone else think the Pav was lip synching? It’d be okay if he was — he’s still awesome and fat and wearing a cape — but I was sitting there, all covered in chills and with tears streaming down my face (I love Puccini) and I thought I saw him almost [...]
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