Archive for July, 2006
Clearly, I have a problem.
I’ve barely been back in town from a much-needed vacation deep in the heart of the Poconos with my gays, and what do I find greeting me in my email inbox today? Not one, not two, but THREE notifications of Daniel Radcliffe’s upcoming London stage debut. My apparently raging lust for Daniel Radcliffe has reached [...]
Read More..>>Arachnophobia Plus INFINITY
Okay, see, I can kill me some bugs, right? Living in Chicago, I killed near thousands of silverfish and errant roaches. Once I moved to Charleston, I started with some Raid Roach Spray and took out several hundred “palmetto bugs” (read: Southern roaches), and graduated to just slapping them all down with a pink polka [...]
Read More..>>Well, now, that’s not something you always see…
I just logged into my Google homepage and was greeted by this: I’m sorry. That’s just hilarious. I check BBC News several times a day for headlines and updates and I somehow missed the all-too-necessary “headbutt apology” item. It links off to an article I can only assume was written while the author laughed their [...]
Read More..>>Dancing Man
My friend Katie just got me hooked on this guy. She said she saw him on the news or something and then she did a search for him and found his video on YouTube. I’m not weird enough to be like, “I think I’ve met my soulmate” or any crap like that, but I have [...]
Read More..>>More Things I Have Learned in the Past Two Weeks
My mother’s visits, while enjoyable, should last no more than four or five days; anything longer and I wind up hating her briefly; anything shorter isn’t nearly long enough to get in a good drinking-and-talking-about-old-boyfriends session. When my mom visits and only stays five days, I end up missing her far more than if she’d [...]
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