Archive for August, 2006
I hate my mother.
I call her, innocently, with a question about a new dentist who seems to think that suggesting gold crowns for teeth in the back of my mouth is a GOOD thing and that a $350 bite guard for my teeth grinding and a $350 teeth whitening treatment are necessities, and instead of hearing, “Oh, honey. [...]
Read More..>>Nothing says “commemorate” like some solid gold bling, baby.
It’s shitting down rain right now and I made the terrifyingly stupid mistake of attempting to drive to work about thirty seconds after the skies opened up and dumped approximately eight thousand tons of water down onto Charleston. This, of course, led to me pulling over on my own street about ten houses down from [...]
Read More..>>Humans Are Stupid : Exhibit A
Proof that the holy spirit appears to us in the unlikeliest of places or that people are really, really, really stupid? Decide for yourselves. Personally, I’d like to think that the Virgin Mary has better things to do than hang out around a bunch of discarded chocolate drippings, but poor little Cruz Jacinto thinks differently. [...]
Read More..>>Zenyatta Mondatta Reggatta de Video
I’ve been having a blast to my past over the past week, what with cruising to and from Hotlanta with a Sirius Satellite station dedicated to all things eighties new wave and a new MP3 player that seems to keep cycling through anything by The Jam or The Style Council or Madness. Tonight as I [...]
Read More..>>Highlights from Hotlanta
Google is stupid. And possibly interested in random vandalism. As I mentioned yesterday, I had to drive to the office this morning, so I had to stare at a Google map for ten minutes before I’d memorized it; this is where the years of memorizing scripts and lines comes in handy, because if I stare [...]
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