Archive for January, 2007
Also, I need a makeover
No, NOT FOR DANIEL. God. No, I just bought a bunch of makeup the other night and it all looks like ass on me and clearly I’ve lost the thread when it comes to my face and I think I need an intervention and what I really want is one handy palette of changeable makeup [...]
Read More..>>You know you have a problem when…
…you come home to over fifteen emails pointing you toward this picture. I…there are no words. I mean, I know I have a thing for Daniel Radcliffe, and thank GOD he’s practically legal, so this is really not going to be as pervy as it feels for much longer, but this is ridiculous. People I [...]
Read More..>>How to Know You MIGHT Need to Go on a Date Sometime Soon…
I’d just brought my Big Trainer Mo-approved breakfast of scrambled egg whites and sliced tomatoes back to my desk when a man of approximately my height, wearing a comfortably stylish brown suit and equally comfortably disheveled hair passed me on the way to what I thought was the men’s room. He was darkly handsome and [...]
Read More..>>Shit I Just Don’t Understand : Gym Locker Room Nakedness
Okay. So, I haven’t belonged to a gym in over a year. There weren’t many gyms in Charleston and, the ones that were there were, like, twenty minutes away by car and, really, if I have to get into a car to go to a gym, I’m totally not going to go. It’s as simple [...]
Read More..>>Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans?
I do. I haven’t had tons of time to write lately because work is kicking my ass, but I checked my Bloglines tonight and found a post on Apartment Therapy that y’all should check out. I searched for the video on YouTube but had trouble finding it, so I’m just going to tell you to [...]
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