Archive for October, 2007
I just saw Cameron Diaz.
And, no, it wasn’t on a street corner. It was at a party that was thrown by Lake Bell, the daughter of interior designer Robin Bell, in honor of her mother getting her first House Beautiful Magazine cover. It was quite sweet, actually. Lake is very proud of her mother, who has been in the [...]
Read More..>>Photo shoots are SO GLAMOROUS!
Here’s what no one really tells you about photo shoots: THEY’RE BORING. Well, maybe a photo shoot with Angelina Jolie or Gerard Butler isn’t all that boring because, hi, they’re…Angelina Jolie and Gerard Butler. This may be just me, but, honestly, I’d watch either of them sitting still for three hours straight. For real. They’re [...]
Read More..>>Who the hell lives here?
Because the Hamptons? Are fucked up. I got off the bus, after having driven down a one-way highway for so long that I thought I was going to meet the Children of the Fucking Corn, and I was planted right in front of The Palm at the Huntting Inn or whatever, and I was like, [...]
Read More..>>The bus attendant is not your friend.
Hey, White Guy Afro in front of me: when you BERATE the poor bus waitress about the interminable WAIT you’ve had for all of 45 fucking minutes on the freeway, a wait that EVERYONE ELSE HAS HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH, BY THE WAY, don’t get all, “We’re in this together” with her, okay? She is [...]
Read More..>>Sit the hell down before I kick you until you bleed.
Okay, so we’re stuck in traffic, right? Like there are trucks and trucks and cars and we’re all backed up. For days we’re backed up. Now, I’m not in any hurry, so what the fuck do I care, right? But there are two guys on this bus who are VERY UPSET by this traffic and [...]
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